Common sense

 

Tricky question

1. Tom’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh? (Answer: Meat.) 
2. What kind of room has no doors or windows? (Answer: A mushroom.)
3. Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? (Answer: Incorrectly)
4. If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven’t got me. What am I? (Answer: Secret )
5. Take off my skin – I won’t cry, but you will! What am I? (Answer: Onion )
6. Imagine you are in a dark room. How do you get out? (Answer: Just stop imagining! )
7. What is at the end of a rainbow? (Answer: No, not clouds or the grounds. It is the letter w. )
8. What has an eye but can not see?  ( Answer: A needle )
9. Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.( Answer:FIRE )
10. what is heavy 1 ton cotton or 1 ton iron? (Answer: both )
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Mind fresh Treasures

Q Where was the first potato found?
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Answer: in the  ground 


 
 Q: What comes down but never goes up?
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Answer: Rain 

Q: what goes up but never comes down ?
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Answer: Your age 

   
 Q: If three cats kill three rats in three minutes, how long will it take hundred cats to kill hundred rats?
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Answer:  three minutes
 
Q: What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?
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Answer: Horse 

Q: How would u write nineteen that if one is taken out, then its remains twenty?
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Answer:  XIX when one is taken out, its remains XX. 

Q: Which is the hardest key to turn?   
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Answer: Donkey 



Q: which part of London in France?
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Answer: N 

    Q: why your nose is not twelve inches long?
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Answer: Because then it would be a foot. 




Q: what is the easiest way to get to heaven quickly?
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Answer: just stand in front of the fast moving car 


Q: Where do fish keep their money?
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Answer: River BANK    
 
Q: Which is the most shocking city in the world?
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Answer: electricity. 

 



   

Funny Riddles

Q 1: Raja Rani kaho kahani, aik gharey me do rang pani! Boojo tu jaane?
A: Anda (Egg)

Q 2: Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.
A: Aks (Reflection)

Q 3: Hik nikka ja sapahe, us ne chik keh wardi lai!!
A: Goli (Bullet)

Q 4: Aik dibbey me battis daney Boujney waley barey seyane.
A: Mou’n (Mouth)

Q 5: Ravan dance club me jata hai. Uski entry fees baki sab se 10 guna jayada thi. Bolo kiyun?
A: Kiyun ki entry fees thi: Per-Head Rs 500/-

Q 6: Wife maike jakar Husband ko roj phone kyon karti hai?
A: Taki Husband ko yad rahe musibat tali nahi, phir aane vali hai!!!

Q 7: Hari thi man bhari thi, no lakh moti se juri thi, miya ji ke bagh me, noh lakh shole auri khari thi!
A: Bhutta (Corn)

Q 8: Pakistan Ka Aìsa City bataen Jis Ko Urdu Mai Likhtay Waqt 15 Nuqtay Dalnay Partay Hain?
A: Pak Patan Sharif

Q 9: Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi, Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
A: Kyonki Akbar uska Naam tha.

Q 10: Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..?
A: Sukh aur Chain.